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	<title>The Cranial Tyro Chronicles &#187; The Idiot&#8217;s Life</title>
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	<description>A Gen-X Slacker Punk's fictionalized presentation of a so-called life.</description>
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		<title>Finally</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cranial tapped the pocket chronometer he kept in his left breast pocket. It can&#8217;t be right, he thought. Eight months? But it had been. Much had happened since his last trip into the pocket reality he&#8217;d concocted for himself, carved out of the catacombs in the bowels of the nevernever. The daughter he&#8217;d drawn along [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Picture Perfect</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cranial held the small, thin flexi in his hands. Awe-stricken, he turned it clockwise, tilting it ever so slightly from side to side as though the pixelated image might float away from the semi-glossed view into the air above, turning and shimmering just inches from his widened eyes. Amazed, he began turning it counter-clockwise in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paper or Plastic? How can you pay?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, Cranial looked at grocery shopping as a kind of game. More than that, it was a right of passage of sorts. A proof of maturity and test of skill, whether or not he could stretch a handful of dollars to pay for enough food every week. If he passed the test [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bloodborne Pathogens</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The scenery along US Highway 27 flowed past the truck window in a swirl of bright autumn colors. Cranial stared out the window, passing the minutes as Rico Suave drove them past the southern outskirts of Nicholasville. The drive through town had been occupied with the typical getting-to-know-you banter, the most notable moments surrounding the events [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reflect, Repent, and Reboot.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cranial yawned as he gawked at the monitor with bloodshot eyes, half-longing for the days when he was up this late because of illicit activities&#8211;the kind that get Marine Corps recruiters salivating, desperately hoping that you&#8217;ll fuck up, get caught, and have a judge that offers you a choice between prison or &#8220;service to your [...]]]></description>
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